21 Disember 2008

Take a break

Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie,
do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER:Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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> LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!

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semuga tahun 2009 yang bakal menjelang akan membawa segala perkara kebaikan dalam perjuangan yang satu ini...

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semuga jentera Puteri UMNO telah bersiap sedia utk menjalankan tugas di kuala terengganu nanti kalau boleh perkukuhkan jentera dan tugas2 ye YB Dato..jangan diulang kesilapan di permatang pauh..biarlah program kecil tapi dapat memberi impak yang besar..

azizah berkata...

saya sangat berharap tugas jentera puteri tidak lagi dipandang sebagai penghias majlis.. tetapi perlu mempunyai peranan penting.

shahaniza berkata...

yeah...kita mara ke P 036 kuala terengganu dengan semangat baru...